Meat in a Cup

1. When one gathers red plastic cups in the bedroom to use in sexual acts with funyuns.

2. When one literally eats meat out of a cup. Acceptable meats include: ground beef, turkey jerky, and occasionally tofu.

1. Over chatroulette, Ike asked a group of seven girls if they wanted to partake in meat in a cup that night.

2. Andrea eats her meat from a plate. Lauren prefers meat in a cup.

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Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk