meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”