meat melt

the act of putting a piece of cheese on your penis, and rubbing it against a pussy, asshole or another penis until the cheese melts.

"I made my mony friend Milton munch my meat melt last Monday."

"I went to costco to buy cheddar for my meat melt party."

"When I saw that she was fat I knew then and there that this was my chance to finally make my meat melt a reality"

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt