eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

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your sucking the meat off his penis

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.

Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.

Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”

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fat off meat head

a person with an extraordinarally large cranium, or of an unusual shape

me. look at that fat off meat head!!!
liam. :( leave me alone

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Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.

“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”