Meat Seat

To have an unusally large ass, kind of like the side of beef Stallone punches in Rocky

Oh great, here comes meat seat

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Meat Seat

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting

Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(

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meat seat

A meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed.

I innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when I noticed that someone had left a meat seat.

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Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

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meat seat

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.

"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."

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360 meat seat

When a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter

My girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun

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meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.