meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

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staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’