The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson
"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"
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The act of spinning around while penetrating another person's rectum utilizing a system of ropes and pulleys.
I went home with him and he had a crazy setup. There were ropes and pulleys all around the room. He gave me a meat tornado!
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the act of men flailing their members in a circular motion on someones face.
gutted mate you got man meat tornado attacked in the barracks!
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A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.
One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"