Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

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Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

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Luigi's meaty cock

Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.

Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

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