merfer

Affectionate term for a small canine that cannot properly
bark, and can only make a "merf"ing sound.

My dog cant bark so I call it merfer.

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merfer

A person that is considered to be a Mother Fuker.

Bob is a real merfer.

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merferator

The cardboard core inside of a toilet roll.

Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?

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Merfer

A big fatty with anger problems who grunts, has a dillhole fetish, likes the worst sports teams possible, and loses his kickstands.

Look at that merfer!
Haha hes fat and has no kickstand! Go vols!

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