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Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700โ€™s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

3002๐Ÿ‘ 1014๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkin

1. A term for a pubic wig

2. A fake hair replacement for around the genital region. People often shave the area and then replace the pubic hair with a stylish Merkin.

3. Invented in the 1800's when prostitutes would shave their pubic hair due to genital lice. The Merkin would cover up this shame.
Corey Fitzgerald is the self proclaimed King of Merkin's due to inventing the device for affected prostitutes in 1868

4. An abusive term, an insult due to the natureof the item

"Mate, that guy is such a merkin"

by Scott Lyons February 26, 2008

112๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkin

Literally, a pubic wig. But on Usenet and other Net forums, a derisive UK and Commonwealth term for an American, caricaturing the pronunciation of "American" in some US English dialects. Plural sometimes given as "Merkinz".

UK user: "'Zucchini'? You Merkins can't get anything right, it's 'courgettes'."

US user: "Well, if we weren't around, who could you Brits possibly feel superior to?"

by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 18, 2008

71๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkin

A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.

Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.

by Huh? December 5, 2003

39๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkin

Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.

Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.

by Kegsie December 23, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkin

To murder

Peeps cant just b runnin around MERKIN other peeps
โ€œIm thinkin bout MERKIN that mofo

by gypsy mom November 17, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkin

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

by Leonard Interocitor March 7, 2011

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