mess kit

A woman's privates after a few days of camping. Recognizable by an overgrowth of vegetation.

Even though she trimmed everything neat before we left, by the end of the camping trip I was eating out of her mess kit.

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Shit in his Mess Kit

Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?

Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!

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