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An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.
"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".
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Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.
Child plays prank on parents:
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."
Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"
Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
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The hardest mother fuckers you will ever meet. Known to kick doors down, and known for huge penis'. They can and will find you and kill you if you fuck with their family. The main people you don't want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. They take kicking ass to the next level.
Cincinnati Messer fuck shit up
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Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster
Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect
Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.
J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.
Ste: Think I might get a car instead.
J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!
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Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.
That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.
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