metal drummer

A drummer with two bass drums, no shirt and a bad attitude

Nasty-ass McDonalds employee: Sir, we're going to have to refuse to serve you unless you put on a shirt
Guitarist: Chill out, he's the drummer.
Nasty-ass mcdonalds employee: But policy clearly sta-
Metal drummer: WHAT THE FUCK POLICYFUCK ASS SHITTY RULEGODAMNITS-FPFFUCKING SHIRTS!!!!
Guitarist: See?! See what you did to him?!! Fuck the big mac, we're dining with the king tonight.

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80's metal drummer

as you slamming a girl in the vagina, poke your tongue, do the devil's horns and with your free hand, beat the shit out of her with a drumstick.

guy 1: i was doing this girl in da pussy, then i totally 80's metal drummered her.

guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?

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Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.