methew

Probably from the same side of your family as your drunkle, your methew is, you got it, on crystal meth! His teeth are falling out and he probably looks older than you do, but hey, he still got an 'A' at chemistry. Unlike your drunkle, he won't throw up under the table. He might blow up the shed out back.

"That was really nice of your family to give that homeless guy some food on Thanksgiving."
"That wasn't a homeless guy. That was my methew."

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Methew

the person named Matt that is so weird that you come up with an insane theory that includes meth about why they are like that.

Dude i heard that Methew went to an alternate dimension, kidnapped a jigglypuff and hid it in a secret room behind his closet where he forces it to cook meth.

dude he isn't that weird.

we call him Methew for Christs sake he has to be weird.

Methew Shardson

Methew Shardson
(noun): A charismatic, upbeat individual who’s always high, living life freely and without shame. As a functional meth head, Methew shatters stereotypes with humor, positivity, and unwavering authenticity. Advocating for harm reduction and breaking the stigma surrounding meth, Methew shows that you can be happy, productive, and unapologetically yourself.

"Ay bro, You’re channeling some serious Methew Shardson energy right now!"