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When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.
"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"
"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"
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What used to be a good band before they got discovered by adolescent teeny boppers, and signed to a record company.
Now all I fucking hear all day long is their hit song; "Shake It" playing on MTV, or the radio until my fucking ears bleed.
I actually enjoyed their music until they made shit songs with absolutely no meaning, but a catchy beat and lyrics that any generic moron could sing along to.
Why is it that every good fucking band has to go through the same goddamn bullshit; make a few good songs, get realized, than make a goddamn generic ass song that becomes incredibly popular over night, than said song gets over-played FAST, than you never hear from the fuckers again?
I'm not trying to diss the band, and I'm not technically dissing any certain type/age of people, but seriously, am I the ONLY one that has a problem with this?
Generic Teeny Bopper: 0H MY G0D I FUGGIN L0VESSS METRO STATION!!! TRACE CYRUS IS SUU EFFIN HAWTTTT!!11 I'M SU G0NNA SEE THEM AT THE WEBSTER T0NIGHT!!!!!111!!!11
Me: Go to fucking hell, cuntrag.
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A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.
"hey did you hear metro station?"
"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"
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An electro-pop band, comparable to hellogoodbye. The only difference being that instead of singing about summer love and cute crushes, Metro Station prefers booty calls and more booty calls.
Regardless, this band is great, definitely danceable, and they put on great live shows.
"Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes
Just trust in me
I'll never run away
You kiss my lips
And you taste like pain
And while I'm pushing it, I'm moving
Somehow you manage to say..."
A couple of lines from "Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station
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Shit band with shit songs in witch the lead singer cant sing Miley Cyrus half brother is in it. They think their emo but are the most main stream thing ever!
Person 1: Have you heard Shake it By Metro Station?
Person 2: Yeah it's rubbish
Person 1: Oh i kinda like it...
Person 2: YOU DESERVE TO BURN AND DIE
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A band that tries to sound British, thinking it will make them seem like a much better band when in reality, they still suck.
Metro Station lead singer: *in british voice* Shake, shake, shake, shake, uh shake it
Me: YOU GUYS STILL SUCK!
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A horrible band that sucks. The members can't write songs or play their instruments.
8-16 year olds without good music tastes listen to them.
guy1 Have you heard shake it by Metro Station?
guy2 Yes it sucks.
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