mexican bird

A hybrid of sexual moves, involving the peacock followed by the filthy sanchez.

I was going to give that girl the mexican bird, but she had eaten McDonald's earlier that day.

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Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.

Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.

mexican bird bath

when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it

i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much

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Midnight Mexican bird's nest

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

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The Mexican National Bird

A nickname for the common house fly.

I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.

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