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A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.
Those mexican chilis are so silly!
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This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.
"Derek gave Kevin a Mexican Chili Bowl, he shouldn't have fallen asleep"
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When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.
He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.
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When some one takes a shit on the girl chest and then titty fucks them.
Who wants a Mexican chili dog bitches!!!
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To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her
Hey Dad can I get the Mexican chili dog
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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
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Dropping a deuce while having sex then having a dog eat it off of you while your still fucking.
1. Dude I heard last nite when Alex was fucking that whore he had a Mexican Chili Dog again! I guess her dogs cleaned up his shit in like 30 seconds and he loved it.
2. I can't wait to go over to her house, she has a bunch of dogs, hopefully I can get a nice Mexican Chili Dog!
3. Yesterday when I was getting a Mexican Chili Dog, the dog bit my balls and it fucking hurt!
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