mexican eyeball

A lovemaking technique in which one tears out an eye, stuffs it up a bitch's pussy, and then fucks the shit out of her so as to use the vitreous humour as a lubricant. This technique is usually performed only twice in a practitioner's lifetime.

"Eh vato, that ho is smokin'! I'm gunna give her a mexican eyeball!"

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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.