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Soccer game against a team of mexicans, who are usually hungover and somehow all fit into one rotted out minivan.
We've got a mexican fight against "Los Jugadores" today, if we are lucky a soccer game will break out.
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another word for tequila
Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.
a dodgy weapon made when you smash a corona - or similar mexican beer bottle. The elongated bottle neck of the corona gives it a perfect handle.
d-mac: hey what the hell is your problem?
damo: nothing....you faggot
*SMASH* d-mac: ok you are finshed
damo: shit i didnt know you had a mexican fighting bottle!!!
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Hailing from Mexico City, Mexico. The Mexican Fighting Spider is a very dangerous spider indeed. From the latin hexus nombdula spider, this spider is extremely large, well organised, been known to carry a wallet and is trained in the ancient arts of Tia Swin Do.
Scientists report a group of these spiders have been discovered in Shipley, mainly in the BD98 area and even towards Bradford. Residents and people in the areas are being told to evacuate as the Mexican Fighting Spiders begin to burn down homes and rob banks and charity shops.
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Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.
Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.
the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious
rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle
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While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.
We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.
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