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When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.
Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
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When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.
Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
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A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant
Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer
While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.
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a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling
man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.
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when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).
The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.
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a 6 shot drink that will fuck up the best of you.... it's so dirty it really only belongs south of the border.
So hold on to your sombrero's....
3 shots coconut run
2 shots tequila
1 shot vodka
1 shot pineapple juice
Splash of Lime juice
hint of grenadine
over ice!
ole!
(created by the three amigos... while lying on a beach in Boca)
Drink one and you'll feel like a flying mexican trying to get over the border.
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