mexican hand holding

Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.

Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"

Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"

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