Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.
Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?
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that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.
"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."
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