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ming

When something dope happens

Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming

by chr1stos October 19, 2020

160๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


ming

A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.

<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.

<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.

by MKL May 13, 2004

697๐Ÿ‘ 479๐Ÿ‘Ž


ming

A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.

The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!

by Dr Juice February 1, 2004

439๐Ÿ‘ 454๐Ÿ‘Ž


ming

Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"

Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!

by Andy April 13, 2005

129๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


ming

A gay league of legends player.

Your mom ming.

by MingisGay September 3, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ming

1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly

minger mingpot minging

1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.

by Hugo Baron February 3, 2005

280๐Ÿ‘ 342๐Ÿ‘Ž


ming

god-like being

i pray to ming every night

by ming October 19, 2003

127๐Ÿ‘ 164๐Ÿ‘Ž