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Michael Myers

The fastest walker on earth

Michael Myers won the race by walking

by March 15, 2021


Michael Myers

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.

I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween

by Mrs Myers October 30, 2015

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Michael Myers

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.

Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.

by Kain October 17, 2004

448๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Myers

Without a doubt the most kick ass horror movie figure. The scariest and most imtimidating, the most awesome horror character to ever be created. He wears a emotionless white mask and wears a boiler suit. He can be seen in the Halloween movies, 8 of them in total with a 9th of the way. Cursed with thorn, meaning he becomes invincable and is forced to kill his whole family. Wouldn't want to be cursed with that!

Michael Myers, the best fictional character ever!

by Kiel Hodgson March 16, 2005

290๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Myers

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.

Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021


Michael Myers

One of the most famed movie murderers, michael myers claimed to have murdered his family, while wearing an unusal clown mask, yet his sister survived, which started this mass killers neverending drive to find her, and kill her, along the way killing much innocent lives, michael has been killed many ways, but relentlessly keeps coming back, neverending evil.

"We meet again, michael" - Halloween : Resurrection

by Jason August 21, 2003

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