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mickey mantle

The greatest Yankee of all time. He hit a ton of home runs, and would have hit more if he wasn't such a boozehound. He wanted to punch umpires in the face for not calling him safe at the plate. Died about 14 years ago from liver failure I believe.

Yankee Fan #1: Hey did Mickey Mantle just punch that guy in the face?
Fan #2: Well, you don't mess with the Mick after a night of hard liquor.

by Echoes917 May 29, 2008

63πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Mickey Mantle

A great baseball player; a celebrity; a champion. Mickey Mantle played for the New York Yankees from 1951 till 1968 and is one of the greatest baseball players in history. Mantle won the American League Most Valuable Player award three times (1956, 1957, 1962) and the Major League Triple Crown (1956). He was also a seven-time World Series champion. Mickey Mantle is a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame.

He could be the next Mickey Mantle.

by pwnycny September 28, 2010

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Mickey Mantle

One of the best baseball players that ever lived. Of course played for the Yankees. Had sex with THE Marilyn Monroe, who was and still is the biggest sex icon in America

Person: Damn, Mickey Mantle fuck Marilyn Monroe? That lucky bastard

by somehuskydude January 17, 2015

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

β€œDamn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
β€œHe has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

560πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019