microsoft publisher

Basically just a much more complex version of Microsoft Word.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna use Microsoft Publisher?
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna use something more basic... how about Notepad? :^)
Guy 1: ¦^(
Guy 2: Its got all the things you need. See... you can edit the texts format... and.. uhh... print... actually nvm.. lets forget both of them and just use Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯