mid sex

(Usually heterosexual) sex, after which the female party rates it a 3 out of 10 and the male rates it a 7 out of 10. The average rating is a 5, so it’s mid sex.

This also applies to any instance of intercourse with the average rating of 5.

When she sees a “Saturday’s are for the boys” flag in his room, she knows she’s about to have extremely mid sex.

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Mid-sex Text

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.

"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"

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