Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

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middle school fight

a fight that takes place in a middle school, anywhere from a little to very boring, and is usually less than 5 minutes long

Jim: My little brother told me about the middle school fight today. It wasn’t all that interesting though, so I don’t know why he was so excited.

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