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When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.
"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."
(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.
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Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.
Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?
Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.
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An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.
Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!
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Another term for referring to a male as gay. Derived from 3 guys sitting on the same side of a booth and a drunk gay guy calling out the middle one as gay.
Ryan is the original and definitely the best middle man.
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an adult who buys rubbers and contraceptives for minors ususlly for a fee.
I got a see the sex middle man.
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Eating McDonalds on the Toilet
Give me my Big Mac, I'm going to go cut the middle man.
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