Midget Spin

To have sex with a midget (dwarf, elf, small person, mini-me, etc.) by lying flat, positioning them on your cock and spinning them until you cum.

"I see you have a kid, how'd that work with her tall father?"
"We did a midget spin"
"...Wanna go for a spin?"

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midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.