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The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.
COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!
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think hot potato, except with a midget.
john won the midget toss tournament
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While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.
I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch
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To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
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The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)
Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!
You: (Speechless)………….
The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.
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