Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

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Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance

A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

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midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

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midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

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Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

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midget

1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.
2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.

This is what I think the height categories are (men):
5'1" or under Midget
5'2"-5'3" Very Short
5'4"-5'5" Short
5'6"-5'7" On the short side
5'8"-5'9" Not that tall
5'10"-5'11" On the tall side
6'-6'2" Tall
6'3"-6'4" Very Tall
6'5"+ Giant

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