midgie

Another way to call a person short.

Me: Hey look at that guy. He sure is short.
Friend: Gosh! He's a midgie!

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midgie

australian slang for the tiny flying insects that aren't flies or mosquitoes, often hang in swarms, and generally aim for your nose

there's so many midgies out tonight, I must have swallowed a dozen!

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midgy

A midgy is somebody who is not quite the size of a midget but far from the size of a normal human being. Also known as a dwarf or giant midget.

My co-worker is a midgy because she is 5'2"

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Midgie

I own you.

Midgie, being me, owns you all.

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Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

Midgie Pickle

A friendly description for having a tiny penis, possibly covered in bumps.

Sharon: I've had diarrheas more satisfying than Andy's tiny midgie pickle. (_)_)=D

Midgy-Bidgy

In short, litterally, midget tits

Bridget the midget has some midgy-bidgy

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