Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and

Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad

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Midnight Man

(Past tense)
Someone who parties extremely hard friday and saturday
nights untill early hours of the morning, and wakes up at noon or later the next day.

Friend 1: "Dude! what happened to jim?! did someone hit him with a bottle?"
Friend 2: "Yea, last night he was a real Midnight Man."

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