might have to

might have to

This is part of a coded reference used to mask the outright saying of "giving oral sex or having sexual intercourse". The idea is to say you "might have to" and then follow it up with something completely unrelated to anything of a sexual nature. The more bizarre, the better.

So its like a leading response in a conversation about trying to make someone happy, or owing someone for something they did for you, or trying to find forgiveness, and a way to show gratitude. See the examples given....

EX#1
Girl: OMG, Jay is gonna be mad when he sees the dent i put in his car, it was an accident. I dont even know how Im gonna repay him :(
Girl 2: Damn...You "might have to" wash his socks everyday for a month.

EX#2
Jessie: Marcus didnt snitch on me to the cops, I love him for that
Erica: Where you dirty?
Jessie: Fuck yeah I had hella weed on me when they stopped us. He could've easily ratted me out, but he didnt.
Erica: Wow, you "might have to" give him his insulin shot for that one.
Jessie: IKR

EX#3
Tanya: Baby Im so sorry, I didnt mean to hurt you. I'll make it up to you, I swear. Anything....
Mike: Word? You "might have to" come over here and fix the rack and pinion on my car, whore.

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it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

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Mhmhm might have to

No

“Hey bro you wanna go to the beach later?”
“Mhmhm might have to”

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has-might-have-been

A silly little word made by Neil Cicierega from the song Sky Is Not Blue. Meaning a "past possibility that no longer applies."

"I might have been a has-might-have-been"

Don't tell me that, I might have to

Don't tell me that I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!

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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

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