mijacked

To be unexpectedly cornered and interrogated by one's mother about every detail of one's personal life.

As Sarah exited the bathroom, she was mijacked and forced to disclose her bawdy evening plans.

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mijacked

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

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mijack

When one is cornered (hijacked) by one's mother and bombarded with questions or unwanted observations.

This can be a noun or a verb (ie. one can mijack or be mijack but also one may experience a mijack).

"Man! I got mijacked so hard last night."

"That was a serious mijack."

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