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BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"
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When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.
"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"
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A form of fellaccio. When a man punches a bitch in the mouth hard enough to knock-out her upper and lower front teeth and makes her give him a bloody gummy-job.
This chick wanted to experience the Mike Tyson Punchout lastnight, so I knocked out her teeth and she gave me the best gummy-job ever! Bad thing is she got blood all over my clothes - but the dentist says he can fix her teeth!
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"Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" debuted in 1987 on the Nintendo Entertainment System™, in which that of itself first commercialized 5 years before, 1982. "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" (which will be further be said as Punchout), was a sports boxing video game by ©Nintendo. Punchout has been often listed among the greatest video games ever to exist.
The following lists the game fighters/opponents:
1. Glass Joe
2. Von Kaiser
3. Piston Honda/Piston Hondo
4. Don Flamenco
5. King Hippo
6. Great Tiger
9. Bald Bull
10. Soda Popinski
11. Mr. Sandman
12. Super Macho Man
13. Mike Tyson/ nasty fucker mr. dream
Mike Tyson was removed from Punchout in 1990 when losing the James "Buster" Douglas and then Evander Holyfeild in that same year by mr drem
Mike Tyson's PunchOut!! (©Nintendo™) is the best!