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Getting an Uber or a Lyft and making out seeing how many miles you can go and how far into the making out you can go before the driver finally kicks you out, or you get to your destination.
We finally made it into the ten mile club
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The fine art of sleeping with so many men that their weiners would equal out to a mile if simultaneously put together
OMG did you hear about shlyn? She's totally in the Mile Club!
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Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
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having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground
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Where people attempt to have sex in the lavatory of an airplane whilst mid-flight
A flight attendant saw Stacy and Craig doing a Mile High Club
The opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have sex below the surface of the earth. Also applies to submarines.
Guy #1: I heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. Apparently he joined the Mile Low Club.
Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.
Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
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Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).
1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.