Mile High Mud Pie

Anal sex in an airplane bathroom.

Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?

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mile high cream pie

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.

Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!

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Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”