military factor

The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.

Person 1: Check that guy out. He's a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He's in my Spanish class. He's in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he's in his dress blues he's a 9, atleast.

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military factor

The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.

I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.

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