milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !

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Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

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milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

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milking the cow

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.

I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.

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milking the cow

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.

my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one

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milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

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Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

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