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wigger, wanna be, needs to call 1-800-WIG-OUTT
Vanilla Ice was the OMC (Original Milk Chicken)
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White rich kid that thinks he is a poor black kid, or a white guy that thinks he can rap
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A white or non-hispanic who thinks he or she is an African American.
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a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
"that bitch wont know what hit her after my milk chicken bomb goes off motherfucker!"
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This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.
Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?
Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."
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slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.
man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!
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Chicken Milk is a white liquid produced by the mammary glands of chickens and is creamy in texture. It is the primary source of nutrition for young chicks before they are able to digest other types of food. Early-lactation chicken milk contains colostrum, which carries the hen's antibodies to the chick and can reduce the risk of many diseases in the chick. It also contains many other nutrients and can be consumed by humans.
I just milked a chicken, but the darn thing flew away before I could collect enough chicken milk.
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