milk skirt

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."