mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself

Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-

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Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.

Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.

mind-fuck masturbation

It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.

Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.

example of mind-fuck masturbation ^

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