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When you're fucking doggy style, then you yell "Creeper" and stick it in her ass right before she screams "Aww man"
I finally got my girl to try anal by Minecrafting her last night.
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Minecrafting is the act of presently playing Minecraft. Usually this involves useless singleplayer playing or playing on a server called Mineplex. It also has a tendency to induce video game addiction.
The 9-year old armies from PewDiePie and TSeries alike can usually be caught doing this when friends aren't around.
Hey, want to continue our rad Minecrafting from yesterday?
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Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game
Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?
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a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.
"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."
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What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
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An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
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The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.
"Why is he in the hospital?!"
"I heard someone minecrafted him."
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