Minhaal

A penis that gets erected over inanimate objects, especially bananas. Too quickly for its own good. It's stays in a manic state of vertical direction for up to two days.

This context of the word Minhaal derives from ancient Aztec tribes as the leader of the sexual pleasure sacrifices, in which the most prized Aztec mask would be masturbated over for several days.

Person 1: Ahhh, banana, sooth my sexual needs.
Person 2: Dude, what is THAT?
Person 1: My Minhaal. *Smiles provocatively*

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