minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

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