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when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.
30 minutes later...
guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off
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when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?
rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.
bob:....respect....
The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it