Mirror View

A view of someone in your rear view mirror where you are unable to tell if they are attractive or not.

Guy1: Dude that chick in the mustang behind us looks hot but all i have is a mirror view.
Guy2: WTF dude thats a 60 year old lady.

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rear view mirror

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

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Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

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