Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.

1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"